So now we're sending children back in time just to appease the whims of the Galactic Federation? I guess I shouldn't be surprised. Earth's sovereignty has been under threat ever since we agreed to end all war and bigotry just to get the GF to give us back Earth's supply of oxygen.
And people doubted me when I said that Earth President HyperGingrich was just a tool of the NWO.* Wake up, sheeple!**
*New Wookie Order
*by which I mean a portmanteau of "sheep" and "people," and not the inhabitants of the planet Sheepo.
"Hey guys, I had a thought: Why don't we just go back and introduce drugs into those other alien civilizations? Then not only do we get in, but we'll be the ruling suppliers of an addicted galactic empire!"
I actually remember coming this on public television back in my youth and oddly enough I was recalling it the other day, during an online e-discussion on some forum about hokey anti-drug educational cartoons and now here it is and it's even worse than I remembered.