Pillager - 2012-02-20
"To waste, to destroy our natural resources, to skin and exhaust the land instead of using it so as to increase its usefulness, will result in undermining in the days of our children the very prosperity which we ought by right to hand down to them amplified and developed." ~Theodore Roosevelt, seventh annual message, 3 December 1907
Congrats on letting the lunatics run the asylum, GOP.
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hammsangwich - 2012-02-20
I hope anyone that votes for this festering pile of shit dies in a horrible way.
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Pillager - 2012-02-21 Dude, I'd much rather have Obama face Santorum, than Mittens.
During a debate, any economic or military question would be met with a flurry of family value/xtian Taliban nonsense.
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Spaceman Africa - 2012-02-20
That crazy Santorum! What will he say next?
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Cena_mark - 2012-02-20 He always strikes a nerve. I wonder how much longer this surge in popularity will last. Right now he is a never ending well of stupidity.
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dead_cat - 2012-02-21 If Santorum keeps getting media attention like this, he'll eventually say something horrible enough to derail his run.
At least that's what I keep telling myself.
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samstein - 2012-02-20
That is somewhat true. The left doesn't like NASA.
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Kieran27 - 2012-02-20
"Freedom isn't what you wanna do. Freedom is what you ought to do."
"Sir, how do we know what we ought to do?"
"Well, once I get elected, the government will be happy to tell you what to do. I mean... We'll help husband you along the right way. Yeah."
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HarrietTubmanPI - 2012-02-20
So a creationist is 'pro-science'? He makes brain hurt.
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Corpus Delectable - 2012-02-20
I just... It might be kind of fun, having a mentally disabled president. We survived Bush for 8 years. Maybe we're tough enough as a nation to withstand Santorum. It sure would be a lulzy 8 years ^H^H^H^H^H^H^Hmonth-and-a-half until Armageddon.
We should totally do it.
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Quad9Damage - 2012-02-21 You mentioned him already, but we've already had a mentally retarded president. He started two costly wars, drove a nail through public education's coffin, ruined the economy, tried to amend the Constitution to outlaw gay marriage, pushed abstinence-only sex ed on schools, and bullshit the country every step of the way. I don't think having Santorum as president will be funny at all. If Bush did that much damage, imagine what someone who is not only mentally retarded, but even more of a fundamentalist evangelical wingnut can and will do.
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Hatman - 2012-02-23 Uhhh... YOU survived Bush for eight years but plenty of Americans didn't. Fuck Bush and Fuck this GOP.
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CJH - 2012-02-20
its a shame the world is doomed because this has been a pretty funny race so far. the whole thing reminds me of those little videos they play before the baseball game where the cartoon bobbleheads run around. nobody really cares who wins!
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Hooker - 2012-02-21
"We are intelligent, and we can manage things."
So let's burn coal.
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Oscar Wildcat - 2012-02-21
The guy got a serious hate boner for Nature. I guess God is a shitty Designer.
How is he any different from the rest of the contenders?
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Riskbreaker - 2012-02-21 He's crazier than the rest, which is saying a lot considering all the stuff that has been said so far. One thing is for sure, he doesn't quote Pokemon.
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Oscar Wildcat - 2012-02-21 The position he is applying for requires a scape goat. He's well suited for the task, based on the responses I read here. Bush Jr. was the prototype for this.
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spikestoyiu - 2012-02-22 Pretty sure he's the only one that slept with a dead baby.
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Oscar Wildcat - 2012-02-22 Uh uh. human fetus play is a common Republican fetish. Google { george bush fetus jar } for a nice heartwarming tale of George meeting his miscarried sibling.
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Quad9Damage - 2012-02-21
"Women, on the other hand, shouldn't be stewards of airplanes. They should be at home getting impregnated every 9 months (missionary only) and spending time in-between cleaning dishes. The left always criticizes us, but the left is anti-women!"
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Dread Pirate Roberts - 2012-02-21
Santorum brought a dead pre-mature baby home to 'meet the family'.
And we're gonna possibly give him the codes to the Nuclear stockpiles!? Are you fucking kidding me?!
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gmol - 2012-02-21
"...unlike the earth, we are intelligent and we can manage things..."
He seems to imply by husbanding things, we can manage them much better without suffering from "boom and bust"....
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What country is this guy living in?
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Caminante Nocturno - 2012-02-21
What a hideous man.
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misterbuns - 2012-02-21
Catch phrase word salad.
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misterbuns - 2012-02-21
Obama is going to eviscerate this man with all seven of his reptilian forceps.
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rustedmutt - 2012-02-21
A frothy melange of stupidity.
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fatatty - 2012-02-21
Sounds a lot like central planning to me. What a communist.
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