Thanks a lot, Internet. I already need a goat, two midgets, a cattle prod, a beetle, and a unicycle to get an erection. Now I have to find a cat door, too?!
I read House of Leaves over a painstaking couple months... that book warped my mind. It invaded my dreams. I have several bad dreams about it. It made me very uneasy... did you try to read all the side notes as well?