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The Mothership - 2012-03-22

Being 32 now, I was at that awkward age in the mid 90s where I KNEW I wanted a Zima, yet could not get one. I have never tasted it, yet I also worked in the drinks industry (scotch whisky) for 7 years. Which POETVster is gonna hook The Mothership up with their secret Zima stash?

The Mothership

- 2012-03-22

oh and stars.

Doomstein - 2012-03-22

Just put some gin in a two liter of flat Sprite and you've got Zima.

chumbucket

- 2012-03-22

I used to buy it because beer basically sucked back then.

spikestoyiu - 2012-03-22

It wasn't bad. Or at least that's what I thought the last time I tried one, which was probably twenty years ago or so.

My dad, who was the rather frightening head of a very prominent criminal biker gang on the East Coast, loved these things. He had claimed that he had a terrible ulcer and that Zima was the only alcoholic beverage he could drink that wouldn't aggravate it. That excuse makes zero-to-little sense, but nobody ever said anything.

THA SUGAH RAIN

- 2012-03-22

I'm 26 and I know a Zima guy, but you have to promise to put out. "Would you put out for a Zima?" is now (TM) by Mr.THA SUGAH RAIN.

Jet Bin Fever - 2012-03-22

I think the time is right, with so many other atrocious beverages on the market (IE: Bud Light Lime), to bring back another atrocious one that hipsters would buy to be ironic.

Jet Bin Fever - 2012-03-22

sign me up for that shit TSR

memedumpster - 2012-03-22

Jet Bin... you don't like Blimeys!?

The Townleybomb

- 2012-03-22

This also needs the tags "nineties", "1990s" and "ninteen-nineties", because damn the only thing more 90s than Zima is Monica Lewinsky drinking an OK Cola.

catpenis27 - 2012-03-22

Solid.

Xenocide

- 2012-03-22

The clear beverage craze gave us all a reason to live.

Cena_mark

- 2012-03-22

Its sophisticated.

1394

- 2012-03-22

zophisticated, you mean.

candyheadrobot

- 2012-03-22

never had it, but doubt it was as good as crystal Pepsi.

That guy

- 2012-03-22

Catpeniz you are almost az cool az that zpokezman.

Meatsack Jones

- 2012-03-22

All I remember of Zima was the obvious product placement in Babylon 5 with Zima wall hangings in every bar on the station.

BHWW

- 2012-03-22

Zima, providing joke fodder for many tedious stand-up comedy hacks for an ultra-brief period during the 1990s.

memedumpster

- 2012-03-22

Zima : for people under 21 who can't somehow get Mad Dog.

The Mothership - 2015-06-03

Aw Mad Dog, I remember that swill. 'Bold yet Smooth' was the jingle.

Robin Kestrel

- 2012-03-22

I must have missed that brief fashion craze where guys dressed like they just came from A Clockwork Orange convention.

Also, obligatory Simpsons quote:

"Excuse me, I ordered a Zima, not emphysema!"

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