I'm with him. What good are helium balloons anyways? Just good for bringing to school so some suck-up can surprise the popular girl having a birthday, when all I ever got from them was a request for a piece of cake I brought for my OWN birthday cuz NOBODY CARES and then they're all like "It's your birthday? What kind of cake is that?" and then I grudgingly give them a piece which they take with them as they head for the small party that formed to congratulate some bitch for being nominated prom queen.