No, children. Lonney is practicing. What is he practicing? He is practicing his swing for when he bashes open the hulls of the ones he once loved. He is contemplating murder. But soon Lonney will discover the internet and start distracting himself by mocking those who are more pathetic than he. But he will only be biding his time. Waiting for the one misplaced laugh that will send him over the edge.
Do you want to know what a Jack-o-Lantern is, children?