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Comment count is 44
Sudan no1 - 2012-04-01

I understand young cartoon pedos, they're dumb and new to the otaku thing, so they like it to fit in.

You, on the other hand, are way too old for this shit.


RocketBlender - 2012-04-01

Christ Caminante.


RocketBlender - 2012-04-01

Revisiting, I love how this has become the most controversial video on the page, with the widest range of stars from users.

Not the guy blowing his hand off.

Not the family brawl in a parking lot.

Not the barrage of police brutality.

Not Anchorage's idea of tolerance.

This.

I love you, Caminante.


RocketBlender - 2012-04-01

*meant to say the front page, not the entire site.


SteamPoweredKleenex - 2012-04-01

To be fair, after "Twilight," who doesn't want to see Robert Pattinson blow his own hand (or other body parts) off?

Watching brawls won't get you a visit from the 4chan party van.

More videos of police brutality will hopefully lead to less tolerance of it from the public.

And Anchorage is in Alaska, which elected Sarah Palin governor, until she quit. Is anyone surprised the state is at least half full of idiots?


Gmork - 2012-04-01

Dude does not abide this time.


garcet71283 - 2012-04-01

You put the E on poEtv...

stars.


garcet71283 - 2012-04-01

Also, for those who really just don't want to listen to it...

Everyone's counting on me
to cheer them up and give them lots of energy
I hope that I can help them study for their test
I'll work hard to support them and always try my best

it's so much fun to help out in the dormitory
and be a super moe and generic loli
"I wanna do something for you" Oniichan said
I gasped and said "what are we going to do on the bed?"
oh no oh no

POMF POMF! KIMOCHI
what's this sticky stuff on me?
They play with me until
I smell like salty coins and milk

Morning, everyone!
Today we will have lots of fun
UGUU am I cute?
in my favorite swimsuit

POMFPOMF wanna stay
and play the pop up pirate game?
STOP STOP touching me
it's making me feel all funny
NII CHAN I love you
but please stop smelling my pantsu
Yay yay! play with me
ah ah you make me happy

EVERYDAY POMF
EVERYTIME IS POMF
I wanna ride on nii-chan
all day long

EVERYDAY POMF
EVERYTIME IS POMF
there's just no way that thing will fit
I'll endure it

POMF POMF! KIMOCHI
but what's this sticky stuff on me?
They play with me until
I smell like salty coins and milk

Morning, everyone!
Today we will have lots of fun
UWAHN UWAHN IT'S REALLY TOUGH
NOT TO CLENCH UP MY BUTT

POMF POMF WAY WAY WAY POMF POMF
POMF WAY POMF WAY POMF POMF
TWIST TWIST TWIST BOOM BOOM
TWIST BOOM TWIST BOOM TWIST BOOM TWIST
POMF POMF WAY WAY WAY POMF POMF
POMF WAY POMF WAY POMF POMF
TWIST TWIST TWIST BOOM BOOM
TWIST BOOM TWIST BOOM TWIST BOOM TWIST



Caminante, you sick fuck.


fedex - 2012-04-01

Onii-chan is "brother", just FYI

stars for evil, and "Salty Coins and Milk" is the name of my next band


Sudan no1 - 2012-04-01

I didn't click the fucking video but I'm familiar with this "meme." I gave it the benefit of the doubt and gave it an extra star. Regretting that now.


Caminante Nocturno - 2012-04-01

Well, you really should have watched the video if you were going to get this bitchy about it, but as long as you've been offended, I guess that's all that really matters.


Sudan no1 - 2012-04-01

I knew what it was gonna be, and I was right. I just didn't think it would be that bad. Just be satisfied with your extra star, creep.


Spaceman Africa - 2012-04-01

no


Hubba Bubba Nightmare - 2012-04-01

no


Scynne - 2012-04-01

Tee hee


Change - 2012-04-01

no


Jericho - 2012-04-01

yes


Nikon - 2012-04-01

I laughed a lot. Thanks, Caminante.


NewHeavenSalesman - 2012-04-01

I was going to post another "wow it's caminante posting an imflammatory loli video masterful social enginneering" one star but then I checked the ratings page.

Welcome back, plaid knight! I'm assuming that was an ironic five stars for this, right?

(hahahaha)


violenza - 2012-04-01

OH SHIT BLAST FROM THE PAST


William Topaz McGonagall - 2012-04-01

Prior to Plaid_Knight's vote, the average rating for the video was 2.9, which I believe POETV's software rounds down to 2.5.

If the vote came in roughly around the time of the five-star vote that preceded it (that is, the other five-star vote was cast only after Plaid_Knight visited the page), then the average that Plaid_Knight would have seen before voting was 2.7, which should definitely round down to 2.5.

Anyway, my point is that when Plaid_Knight voted, the video appeared to be at risk of falling off the first page due to low ratings.

Now we must ask: why would a user who's been missing for like three years suddenly come back just to rescue one video?

I hypothesize that Caminante IS Plaid_Knight, and used his second account to keep the video on the front page.


Caminante Nocturno - 2012-04-01

These accusations are slander.


sosage - 2012-04-02

Someone once tried to connect him with the cena mark account. That person suddenly disappeared. I'm just saying, some things are best left alone.


garcet71283 - 2012-04-03

Perhaps Plaid_Knight escaped Canimante's basement where he has been kept ever since he got "too close"


SteamPoweredKleenex - 2012-04-03

I think you misspelled "too old," garcet.


TheSupafly - 2012-04-01

aaaaaAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHGG YOU FUCK

Stars


joelkazoo - 2012-04-01

I need a shower.


dairyqueenlatifah - 2012-04-01

No.


Blue - 2012-04-01

But... I poop from there!


Kabbage - 2012-04-01

Uhhh


Dirty Sanchez - 2012-04-01

I can't feel.


pressed peanut sweepings - 2012-04-01

Smells more like old lettuce to me


SixDigitDebt - 2012-04-01

What the fuck, I laughed.


Mancakes - 2012-04-01

Evil and hilarious.


poorwill - 2012-04-01

Didn't watch, all my stars are for the outrage.


klingerbgoode - 2012-04-01

This is awesome.


candyheadrobot - 2012-04-01

yep, that's champion level shit right there.


sosage - 2012-04-01

I remember someone complaining about videos here not being "totally evil enough and stuff, like, man"...well...here it is. Your precious five star for evil video.


Chalkdust - 2012-04-02

dear lord


Hooker - 2012-04-02

This isn't very clever. I'm bored.


badideasinaction - 2012-04-02

Joining the starvalanche, just because.


ashtar. - 2012-06-30

Is the =3 supposed to be two eyes and then that anime cat mouth thing, or just a cock and balls?


Sanest Man Alive - 2013-09-21

I found this before it was linked here and felt bad for laughing. It's no less funny the eighth time around, and I feel no less terrible for that.

Caminante is some kind of trolling sniper, and his rifle is loaded with UGUU~.


TheInternetisFullofGenitals - 2015-12-03

I made it through that, so these stars are for me. I earned them.


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