I dare say this is one of the strangest things that I have ever seen on this site.

Science?

Great, I was worried about this guy's health after drinking that bottle of rubbing alcohol (but that was an easy one to fake)

after the rubbing alcohol incident, i mean- for 2 days.

Let's get him and cesspool swimming guy together. LOVE CONNECTION, EVERYBODY! Poetv Matchmaking Station!

I coughed up bile. 5 stars for that.

When I was a freshman in high school, the kids who played hackysack at lunch had a bizarre ritual. They would all spit into the middle of a circle, and then this one chubby kid would get on his hands and knees and slurp it up off the ground like chocolate syrup.

I think this dude is basically the grown up version of that.

Gone...

I saw this on the front page all day. I avoided it, partly because I was at work for some hours, but also at home because I just wasn't sure if I wanted to see what my mind was picturing it would be. And now it's gone, so no matter the truth, my worst case scenario is the one and final image in my head regarding this video: A man consuming dripping bloody used tampons extracted directly from his chained up ex wife in the basement, gulping them down with the same cheerful smile of a retard working the front line at McDonalds. Thanks PoETV. Thanks for that.

So a drastically exploded pica impulse gets you removed from YouTube, but fanfic about gargling Brent Spiner's semen in a schizophrenic New World Order is okay?

Yeah, probably for the best.

If this is the same dude that ate the tube of caulk, that was fake.

Not impressed unless they were the ultra absorbancy kind.

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