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Comment count is 16

il fiore bel - 2012-04-11

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO to Tribune.

But fuck multitexters in the asshole. fuck em hard.

il fiore bel - 2012-04-11

Well, I just searched for this on youtube, and there wasn't much of a physical encounter. Oh well, worth a laugh I guess.

Screwtape

- 2012-04-11

Bear Patrol be slackin'

Riskbreaker

- 2012-04-11

HIGHEST TAX EVER!

Dread Pirate Roberts

- 2012-04-11

I'd be willing to bet the guy either pissed or shat himself on the spot. He was waddling a little bit.

Toenails

- 2012-04-11

Man Walks while Texting and a bear walk into a bar...

The Bartender says:

"Why the long paws?"

Killer Joe - 2012-04-12

A man walks into a bear.
The beartender says, "Jesus man! Watch out for the fuckin' bear!"

Enjoy

- 2012-04-11

He didn't see a bear, he just saw MLK Street.

Sudan no1

- 2012-04-12

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Rodents of Unusual Size

- 2012-04-12

Okay

a) that wasn't even funny and

b) could have been funny if you had just made a gay joke.

I am very disappointed in you, but probably not for the same reasons as everyone else.

riedquat

- 2012-04-15

you are so QUAINT.

Doomstein - 2012-04-12

So does this count as a 'First World Problem' or a 'Third World Problem'?

Gmork

- 2012-04-12

doze frogs are gunna pay
pork pork pork

Wonko the Sane

- 2012-04-20

definitely a 2nd world problem

Wonko the Sane - 2012-04-12

What a Christian thing to say, Enjoy. You are truly an ambassador of your faith.

memedumpster

- 2012-04-12

I wish people who texted while driving would look up and see bears.

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