I have the sudden urge to go play tennis.

There is, but it's always sexier to say it in a foreign language. Sounds weird to us since the foreign language is our own, but ya ya know.

Also, we have a "for ten minutes" tag that could use some lawb.

Yeah, suppose you're right.

I always thought that English was the retarded pony of romantic languages, though. Like I imagine it sounding to other nationalities like Louis C.K.'s impression of what we sound like on cell phones.

Aye Labyew

After a while it just sounds like Tommy Wisaeu.