For people who have masturbated so much that their arms went numb...

dupe.

now put your dick in there

From my gum commercial a few spots down in the front page.

SolRo
You're all so precious.

A country's wierdest porn isn't the norm of its society.


I think it's safe to say we're judging Japan correctly here. If you need more evidence, just click that WTF japan tag.

They tried and died...

Too lazy to masturbate? There`s a Fapp for that.

Okay what's the male-to-female version of this bad larry look like? I'm thinking a combination of Jack Donaghy's Handsome-Men-Listening channel and Mr. Garrison's Fuckcopter.

Once it becomes conscious, nothing will stop it, nothing i tell you!

That's very special.

"And here's my kitchen. I've got my fridge, washer and dryer, jerkoff machine, sink..."
"Wait, what was that?!?"
"Fridge. Short for refrigerator."
"No, after that."
"Sink?"
"No, ya know what, I don't even want to know."

Oh god, the related videos.