Eugene Mirman has the face of Don Knotts and the body of Shrek.

Sometimes I get into arguments with Republican Christians, and I mention things to them like what the people on the other end of the phone are saying here, and they almost always do one of two things: they either deny it up and down that anyone is that full of hate, or they say "What's wrong with that? Gays are unnatural."

Civil liberties, hmm? That's a little sketchy.

Also I hope this piece of shit company eventually got bought out/out-competed by the AT&T/Verizon monopolies. This was recorded way back when MCI was still holding strong.

Stars are not good enough for Eugene Mirman. Only Eugene Mirman is good for rating a Eugene Mirman videos.

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Stars for stupid people on the other end.

When I voted on this in the Hopper the ad said "FINALLY! 100% Pure Wolf Urine!". I think these stars are for that as much as they are for the video. Also my Amazon recommendations are a little more urine slanted now than I am fully comfortable with.

"I'm just more worried that a sandwich would marry a bear."

Well bye I love you.

anywhere from 6-10!!!!

Even if it's just kids kissing, I don't think that's right...

5 stars for the idea that there is a real market for a Christian phone company.