To wok, or not to wok: that is the wok:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to wok
The woks and woks of outrageous woks,
Or to take woks against a sea of woks,
And by opposing end them? To wok: to wok;
No more;
I used to watch this a lot when I was little, and it's probably part of why I enjoy cooking so much. He had a different pun on his apron in each episode.
Not to be confused with Martin Yan of "Yan Can Cook".