I could post timestamps, but do yourself a favor and just watch all of this. The description doesn't exaggerate.

I had to stop at the hairball, so 5 evil stars.
It's rather fitting though, since this Courtney Stodden thing is the hairball that the human race coughed up.

Missing a "What the Christing Fuck??!!" tag

Ladies and gentlemen, white trash is no longer the bottom, welcome to white oblivion.

what has society done to this poor young woman?

I hope Doug got her spayed.

This woman is so thoroughly hideous

I refuse to believe that the character "Courtney Stodden" ISN'T just the work of some brilliant/retarded performance artist.

Dear Courtney, you're a beautiful girl. But your beauty would be more recognized and you will be more respected and taken seriously if you dressed and acted more classy. Right now you are just seen as a sexual object. Im sure you are a great girl but the reason you are getting so much hate is because you are oversexualizing yourself and it makes people feel uncomfortable.

supasta3 46 minutes ago

Now I know why cats don't wear 6" heels. Also, since when do cats jump on beds?

OK, that's all I'm prepared to think about this woman's video and life.

The internet can be shut down now, we have reached the Singularity.

Is it impossible to die of embarrassment on someone else's behalf?

This is what happens when a remarkably stupid person with a narcissistic personality doesn't have to spend time at work or school.

She's a conventionally attractive female Chris Chan.

I know that someday we'll be together.

Asshamburgers 1 hour ago

Tombs married a keeper.

With one video, she has nearly ruined both cats and heterosexuality for me. Well-played.

Isn't there a "look at meeeee!! please god LOOK AT MEEEE!!!" tag, or something like that?

well thats the weirdest boner i ever got

Between the load-screen on the front page the description, amd the comments, I'm too scared to watch this. I don't really know who she is and I'm keeping it that way.

Not only is she fucking nasty but her idiot parents let her become this way at a very young age and then marry a nasty fucking pedophile too. her whole story makes me absolutely sick and her husband should be in jail. ugh.

To quote a friend:

9:21 PM - [REDACTED]: wanna see something that i'll use to kill my boners
9:21 PM - [REDACTED]: when i have unwanted ones?
9:21 PM - [REDACTED]: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyRv4J5J8i8
9:21 PM - [REDACTED]: here you go

I didn't watch the whole video when he first sent it, but damned if he ain't right.