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my SON just WRECKED the CAR
More like "CAIR."
He wrecked the CAIR when he collided with a BAIR. It was quite HAIR raising for him. You should see the way he withers under my disapproving STAIRS!
"not yet"
He wants to buy a life insurance policy on the son before he kills him.
"But there's something wrong with his leg, Cal! I'm putting him down just to make sure!"
it's good to know I have friends.
You have friends - in BrownStar Insurance!
Does Laun-erd have a chestburster working away at him?
5 for the least enthusiastic-sounding crowd cheer I've heard
"Why aren't you calling the fire department?" "I did! They told me to call you!"
That, or he's in on the arson scam, and she's telling him it's on.
stars for you oktay
Now I want to know if an insurance agent has ever gotten a call from inside a burning house asking them to come over.
I have no idea how either of those names are pronounced.
Call us anytime. Anytime, really. We have no lives.
this could use the "people without a great deal of melanin" tag