Of course I get the '100% Pure Wolf Urine!" ad. Of course.

Five stars for a dachshund being a dachshund.

five stars for the clever fearless crab

I really thought the punch line was going to be a crab-claw pinch to the nose or flews.

Dachshund could be sitting there staring at me and it still gets 5 stars

"HEY! HEY! HEY! You see this one big claw I got? Wanna know what it's for? COME AN INCH CLOSER AND FIND OUT, BITCH!"


(wiener dogs are automatic five stars)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R97Ao5e3m5E

made my damn day

Don't let the congenital dwarfism fool you, dachshunds are killers. Maybe not so much with the miniature variety, which was bred away from working lines with a focus on aesthetics, but they're hounds. They love to hunt.

I had a neighbor growing up who kept a pair. No small, ground-dwelling creature was safe. They even tried to take on raccoons and foxes.

Anyway, 5 stars for a happy ending.

I wonder if at the end she's thinking "oh my god, my new best friend just drowned!"

the music.