It's 90% corn syrup and it's covered in pretty colors.

One guy at school would drink about 5 of these back to back some nights and came out the other side looking like he lived through three wars. Nothing about it is enjoyable and the human body is not equipped to handle that kind of sugar swing up or down.

yeah the sugar content is what i mean... this shit is what you drink when you want to punish your body beyond simply alcohol content, rather an entire emotional swing that can only be directed by whichever god you plead mercy to

I drink it because it's cheap and strong and I'm able to swallow it and keep it down.

If you've ever thought to yourself "Steel Reserve just isn't a dirty enough feeling drunk," then this is for you. I know several alcoholics and I always encourage them to spend more money on their alcohol. If it's the one thing in life you insist on doing religiously, take some pride in it, demand quality, and do it well.

Idiots who want to get drunk as fast as possible with as little effort as possible and no appreciation for what they drink.

Ah, Highschoolers, gotcha.

hey... i graduated highschool more than 10 years ago

ok, fine... that's me in the video

Been working out have we?

the dowry would cost you more than that gold ring you hang around you balls

He's getting married!