I thoroughly recommend that everyone from Texas eat as much of this as humanly possible

Jesus, even Frank's voice sounds overweight

"this is good... it just needs more salt" yep normal blood pressure is for wimps. Go Texas!

Texas does a really good job of confirming every negative stereotype about it.

Texans = fatties

The cook is the only skinny guy here. Because his job is FUCKING NAUSEATING.

I'm sure eating porkfat surrounded by the morbidly obese eating 2 lb. steaks is equally appetizing.

This is not what Southern cooking actually is, okay? We are not all like this, I swear

Sadistic pleasure at 02:24 in watching a young healthy cop slowly turning into an old lardass.

Seriuosly, listen to Mayberry Pancakes. This is not southern cooking!

Dear God, that woman put ketchup on her steak.

I like to start my day with a bowl of fried Cocoa Puffs and a glass of fried orange juice.

WTF is wrong with kethcup on steak? Hater!

take that, arteries

That sounds delicious. And now I love salt but "this is good... it just needs more salt"?? Just...wow.

Wow. Just wow.

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Five stars for my friend Mikey who would throw down on this shit. I love batter fried banana peppers and sweet potatos FYI.

He's not the first to think of it. There used to be a bakery in Schulenberg called Nanny's that served chicken-fried BLT's as far back as the early 90's. Of course, we're talking about three normal-sized pieces per entree sandwich at Nanny's, as opposed to what looks like about a fifth of a pig per appetizer at Sodolak's.

Considering his name is overwhelmingly Czech, Snook's probably not too far from Schulenberg, so I call shenanigans. TCR usually does their homework better than this.

Love the horror stings when they reveal the details of the chicken fried bacon.

TEXAS IS THE PROBLEM.

TO SOLVE THE PROBLEM, WE MUST REMOVE TEXAS.

QUOD ERAT DEMONSTRANDUM.