I'm still confused. Does it mean all are invited who are white, or I have to be ALL-white (100% Aryan) to be invited?

What if I have a tan? What if I have rhythm?

Alexis de Tocqueville noticed an odd phenomenon sailing down the Ohio River:

"Upon the left bank of the Ohio [i.e. the state of Kentucky, a slave state] labor is confounded with the idea of slavery, while upon the right bank [the state of Ohio, a free state] it is identified with that of prosperity and improvement; on the one side it is degraded, on the other it is honored. On the former territory no white laborers can be found, for they would be afraid of assimilating themselves to the Negroes; all the work is done by slaves; on the latter no one is idle, for the white population extend their activity and intelligence to every kind of employment. Thus the men whose task it is to cultivate the rich soil of Kentucky are ignorant and apathetic, while those who are active and enlightened either do nothing or pass over into Ohio, where they may work without shame."

Yep. All I could look at.

So that's a thing? I heard that from a Truther nearly a decade ago, I thought it was just some random snippet of spraypaint-inspired looniness that fell into an impressionable person's head. Part of her logic: have you ever seen an old Roman painting of a Jew? No? Then they must not have existed.

And yes, she also believed that the Romans invented Christianity as a way to oppress the Jews.

I eventually did find an old Roman painting of a Jew, but that wasn't the end of it. When you've decided the conspiracies must all be true because they contradict the official history, you're not really in a good position to weigh evidence. Even your ability to spot contradictions might be a teeny bit compromised.

Well if it's for religious reasons...wow. I'm amazed by how stupid he must think his fellow Alabamans are. No one in their right mind would associate cross burning with Christian faith.

What a cute and convenient little fantasy world you live in.

A world where some toothless bum, with a condemned shed, puts racist flyers around town. The media and the angry left all pop indignant boners and breath heavy sighs of satisfaction as they validate their hatred of racists.

PS this was on my facebook feed this morning and because I love you all dearly, I took the time to edit and paste it:

imgur.com/C8YVZ

There is no way in God's Green Hell you will ever make anyone feel bad about hating racists.

Your anecdote obviously indicates that religious whites in Alabama are incapable of racism and the media is simply creating a problem where none exists.

You think that "Climate Gate" means that global warming is a fraud too, don't you?

Enjoy is just crotchety because the whole Birther thing is not getting the press it used to.

I know from talking to people who've met you in the flesh that this is mostly a game to you.

But for over a decade you've focused on race for your trolling.

Hide as much as you like behind a shield of pretend, you are a racist shit.

I've kept this to simple sentences so that you might understand.

Fuck off and die already.

He's never tried. Somehow, my Anglo-Saxon surname, without any effort on my part, wound up on a mailing list for a local synagogue who sent me a magnet listing of all the Jewish holy days (if it wasn't all, I'd love to know what was left out) in the tiniest type screen printing could produce. There was an invitation to services.

If I can get the same treatment from a mosque, a church, and the Scientologists, I think my Frigidaire can qualify for an honorary World Religions Degree.

Maybe this racist trash-bag doesn't like magnets because giving such "miracles" out as promo items is blasphemous?