In the eternal battle between freaks and squares, I'd still put staring at a piece of dirt and grinning than crashing the global economy with mortgage-backed derivatives.

Staring at shit on acid is fucking awesome. I don't know what that woman is talking about. Sure, you look like a baby to someone that's observing you, but if you're actually the person on the acid trip you're genuinely enjoying the fuck out of that piece of dirt.

She reminds me of that "No Adults Allowed" sketch from "Mr Show". "I should act my age, I'm 20 years old and I look like a baby!" I do not believe that someone so self conscious about looking stupid decided to do acid, sobered up, and did acid again.