I thought this was going to be about the trials of a girl disguised as a man during revolution-era France. I was disappointed.

This really needs a documentary?

*meanwhile in 2047*

"Granpa, tell us again about the dark time before arson was the same as patriotism!"

"It was terrible, Sally, there were banks, churches, and mansions everywhere..."

Wow, he owns a timeshare company... This guy is an asshole!

"It took me a while to fall in love with him."

Like, it took until I saw his bank account.

This trailer made me feel physically ill.

Wait she's 43 and there's 30 years between them... so they met when she was 13?

This woman has no functioning brain cells.

"You've come a long way baby," my fat ass.

At least it's a documentary and not an unending reality show. I mean I think that's better, I guess.

This trailer sold me on not wanting to see this.