So, knowing the Chinese love affair with phallic foods as aphrodisiacs, who is the creature still in existence?

Jesus fucking Christ related videos.

Not as impressive as the much larger African Penis Fish.


Thanks! I'll be here all week.

It looks like a primitive hagfish type of thing. It probably eats decaying flesh too. Gross, China, gross.

Turned out to be a bunch of sex toys.

Not as disturbing as "My Little Pony", and a delightful diversion that is helping me forget the "Giant hydatid cyst of liver" video I saw earlier today.

http://poetv.com/video.php?vid=110418

I feel an obligation to provide the link, in case you're seeing this in the archive at a later date. Don't do it.

The related videos are predictably bad.