The future we got sucks.

Beyond 2000, Everything is Terrible.

I totally forgot this was my favorite show.

An entire suite of conflicted and fuzzy memories manifested, reaching their apex at the dulcet tones of 80s TV nasal guitar lead--it infuriated me then, but I still remember every goddamn note and flourish now.

I liked the floating trashcan hover cylinder that zoomed through the woods. I thought the next step would be land speeders. I was so very wrong.

Lonely, too.

Stupid fuzzy memories.

Do the tassels on the sweater that the hostess is wearing give it some kind of cyber virtual reality capability?

Five stars, but "Invention" was the thinking man's future-schlock show.

In the year two thousaaaaaaaaaaaaaand