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Rodents of Unusual Size - 2012-09-05

The Korean version of Hansel and Gretel was fucking fantastic. This is just confusing. Is it post apocalypse? Or worse is it just one of those "we are making anachronistic fiction because we are lazy" type movies?

Rodents of Unusual Size - 2012-09-05

Take my gore covered stars as well.

big pincers - 2012-09-05

I haven't seen a trailer this bad in quite some time.

IrishWhiskey - 2012-09-05

While the dialogue indicates it'll be an awful script for a regurgitated CGI-stuffed theme with squandered actors (like Van Helsing), it has a lot of potential if treated as a non-serious loving tribute by genre-fans telling a new story (like Van Helsing wasted).

Rodents of Unusual Size - 2012-09-05

Sucker Punch + Brothers Grimm = this mess

failure - 2012-09-05

has this formula ever actually made a good movie?

Konversekid - 2012-09-06

Is the formula aiming to make a good movie?

freedoom - 2012-09-05

I don't know if i can get over automatic weapons in what i'm guessing is the 1600s

TeenerTot - 2012-09-05

What the crap.

memedumpster - 2012-09-05

I now feel going to see movies is immoral.

Adham Nu'man - 2012-09-05


dead_cat - 2012-09-05

Look, if they can have big guns, can they please have modern names too? Even if it turns out this trailer is wrong, and the movie is awesome, I will not be able to take these characters seriously.

Caminante Nocturno - 2012-09-05

Generic Trailer: The Movie

Rosebeekee - 2012-09-05

Which Snow White movie? We got two in the same year. Oh god, does this mean that a bunch of Hansel and Gretel movies are going to come out a few months apart for the rest of the year?

Xenocide - 2012-09-05

Snow White and the Huntsman was actually an inexplicable hit. The other one bombed.

StanleyPain - 2012-09-05

In fairness, Mirror Mirror was pretty shit in ways that Huntsman couldn't even approach.

memedumpster - 2012-09-05

Oh wow, I thought the description was talking about that Sigourney Weaver Snow White movie. I am so out of the loop I didn't know the craptacular had happened.

I feel downright blessed to not know what's current anymore.

Jet Bin Fever - 2012-09-05

Fuck Hollywood.

Riskbreaker - 2012-09-05

Am i suppose to feel outrage over this? I mean, this is the same industry that released Jack & Jill to the world. You guys are truly overacting, it looks just like another generic CGI hollywood movie, not the worst thing since....Jack & Jill.

Rudy - 2012-09-05

Nah, brah. Just a vague feeling of malaise tinged by feelings of hopelessness and a sense that American cinema, once a truly unique and beautiful art form, has been reduced to re-telling the same stories over and over with more jump cuts and CGI.

Also, maybe a sense of confusion over how Jeremy Renner's face is constructed.

But that's it.

Konversekid - 2012-09-06

Hopelessness for the American cinema? It is the attitude that created this that makes all of America hopeless.

CJH - 2012-09-05

"How's this for a lie?" Pinocchio growled around the toothpick in his teeth. "I'm NOT gonna kill you." With that, his wooden sawed-off shotgun grew into a .50 cal sniper rifle. END TRAILER.

BHWW - 2012-09-05

Summer 2013: Little Miss Muffet: Demon-Spider Slayer

STABFACE - 2012-09-05

Hollywood is done scraping the bottom of the barrel for ideas: They have clearly smashed through the barrel and are digging at the mud beneath.

Hooker - 2012-09-05

The Fragile is finally finding its place in the world as a source for crappy trailer music.

Did one of them get frozen in ice? Because as adults, there's a good 10 to 20 years between them.

Hooker - 2012-09-05

Looking at the IMDb page, they have apparently hired stunningly beautiful women to be under all the ugly-making witch makeup. Honestly, Hollywood.

Stopheles - 2012-09-05

It truly pains me to have to start calling Jason Bateman "The Poor Man's Jeremy Renner" as opposed to vice-versa as I've done for the past six or seven years.

Sanest Man Alive - 2012-09-06

Black Lagoon already did Hansel and Gretel with guns. It was much better than this will be.

Wonko the Sane - 2012-09-06


Scynne - 2012-09-06

They had the audacity to put "Classic Tale New Twist" in the trailer.

The Mothership - 2018-08-01

Yes, and that is what earns the 5th star

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