I saw this on sale in a huge display at Walmart today, and couldn't believe it, and I was going to submit this. Thanks for doing it for me.

Also, I'm amazed that George Lopez has starred in all three of these travesties. Disney usually isn't willing to foot the bill for their cash ins, and therefore fails to get their celebrity voice actors to reprise their roles in the direct-to-video piece of shit sequels. Mr. Lopez must be pretty cheap.

Recently, someone poisoned my mother's pet chihuahua. Fortunately, it survived, but things were really touch-and-go for a couple of days.

That doesn't have anything to do with this movie, which looks awful. I couldn't even finish watching this trailer, much like the rat poison that was thankfully unable to finish my mother's pet chihuahua.

I saw this at a Target checkout with a security device attached to it. They also wanted for a Blu-ray.

i know what movie to get for people i hate who have kids

So the plot revolves around giving a dog a quinceanera? It can double as her wake.

I once sat down and watched the last two thirds of Epic Movie, and laughed a few times. I watched Balls of Fury and enjoyed it. Aside from the two pratfalls, there didn't even seem to be anything in this that seemed like it was even supposed to be humour, and the voice actors all sounded pained and exhausted.

oh that wretched song. It will haunt my soul forever when I shuffle off of this mortal coil.

but can someone make an animated gif out of the horror smile at 1:39?

I hate chihuahuas. Every single one I've ever seen has been a shaking, biting, angry, yapping little ratshit.

And somehow there are THREE of these goddamn movies now.