WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FACE?!!!1ONE

the real highlight is when he's so desperate to put his hand back into his tiny pocket that he gets his hand stuck in his shirt. He then proceeds to go through the rest of the video with the shirt tucked into the pocket like it ain't no thing.

a true cowboy.

Oh, it's not THAT Jason Jones. It's the OTHER Jason Jones. I would pay money to see Jason Jones from "The Daily Show" talking to the Politichicks.

But this is Jason "Mah gurlfriend's daddy up 'n' kilt mah baybee when I was off fightin' fer our cuntree" Jones.

Ha, holy shit. This guy used to live in the YMCA in Honolulu back in 1999. From what I remember he waited tables, and in general was a pretty nice guy. Looks like I misjudged him. Oh welp. Five stars for my brain recalling that small tidbit out of the dust bin.

My favourite part is when I started tuning him out and just looking around for other things going on in the video, I noticed that a bunch of people were wearing cowboy hats. Why are they all doing that? Oh, the RNC gave those out to everyone, right? That's a really stupid and ineffective symbol. Hahahaha, that guy's got a pith helmet on. I'm gonna choose to believe that was done sarcastically.

Just so much stupid thrown out in the air like it ain't no thing.

Family Values
Homeschooling
"No exceptions!" and a rapist leer at the "interviewer."
You must be slavishly devoted to your "friends" (party) without exception.

Also, hey, apparently stress causes abortions! I guess we can go ahead and ban all abortion now, since the stress of not being able to get one legally will certainly take care of all those pesky unwanted pregnancies.

At least she admits that Republican politicians are cockroaches.