Amtrak funding slashed by President Romney. 'R' Train service cancelled until further notice.

Gets just wonderful at 1:30.

I really hope the Smithsonian is preserving stuff like this, sort of like modern-day versions of Florence Foster Jenkins:

http://nymag.com/nymetro/arts/music/classical/15104/

Well, that went in an unexpected direction.

That old man must really hate having Social Security.
President Mittens will take solve that for him.

Is that the third eagle of the apocalypse or whatever he calls himself?

I was soooo hoping it would end bloodily as the train hit him.

Of all the things I thought he was going to "nail" the president on, I wasn't expecting it to be that.

I was behind a car at an intersection today. It had two bumper stickers, one was a Romney/Ryan 2012 sticker, and the other one said:

"HOW TO GET TO HEAVEN: TURN RIGHT AND GO STRAIGHT"

How is William Tapley not a tag yet?

Somehow the thing that bothers me the most about this is at 1:23 when he says "Call out all 'board" when it would have been so easy to change that line to "Call all aboard" and not fuck up his meter with that awkward shit

This guy needs a lot of sex with a man.

I watched his fingers. He didn't play that.

It always seems like he's singing to a room full of silent four year olds

I am going to vote for Mitt Romney. This man's arguments have finally swayed me. I am now convinced that Mitt Romney is the better candidate.