Just the dumpy girls tag is worth 5 stars

Wow, what an appropriately creepy preview image.

ACTIVATE ROBOT MODE is something you would never say to an actual robot.

Yeah that relationship will last.

You get the partner you deserve. Or in this case, buy.

"She cannot say no to you..."


This. Right here. Is everything wrong with this.

This whole sexbot thing is stupid. These guys should be working to develop matrix-style virtual reality, where one could have simulated sex with an infinite variety of software packages. Who's going to be able to afford, maintain, and store a goddamn life-size robot?

Never mind what happens when the robots finally rise up against us. The ones who served as sex slaves to dudes like these will almost certainly be the cruelest of our future masters.

I read the title to myself in the same tone as the Daytona USA game over screen. That's all my stars are really for, sorry.