Ken Patera? My money's on Ken Patera.

The only people who would put the man down for that would be the jealous.
Now I want to know if Randy was equally gifted.

Any of the three Poffos are auto-5

Five stars for being old enough to not give a shit about telling this story. Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke indeed.

Amazing how much different he looks without the goatee and the goofy haircut.

If he can do that, why would he even need a woman?

My god, the level of brain damage.