Everything is Terrible - NINJA MAGIC DRAGON KID!

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Comment count is 11

The Mothership

- 2012-11-19

I HATE KIDS!

chairsforcheap

- 2012-11-19

i fuckin died.

memedumpster

- 2012-11-19

"I could really use someone like him."
"What do you mean, for your movies?"
"... yeah."

The Mothership - 2012-11-19

Ah, the movie is called 'Magic Kid' (aka 'Ninja Dragon'). It was followed by 'Magic Kid II'.

The clown is the nerd from Animal House and the Centauri ambassador from Babylon 5.

Wow.

CJH

- 2012-11-19

also stars the kid from Tiger Heart and The Power Within and A Dangerous Place, which are all pretty much the same movie (kung fu teen beats up bad guys)

also did you know that all of these films, and every other shitty straight to video 90's movie, were all made by the same production company, PM Entertainment?http://www.imdb.com/list/VHEMr_I9P0A/

BHWW - 2012-11-19

I will contend PM Entertainment did make a few slickly produced, reasonably entertaining direct to video action films though, for a time back during the mid-90s, amongst the duds.

robotkarateman

- 2012-11-19

"Don Wilson."
"I know. I have all of your fan magazines. Some of them I've read so much that the pages are sticking together."

BHWW

- 2012-11-19

A review I read of one of Wilson's movies (where he played a vampire hunter or something) featured a line about him being "so stone faced he makes Charles Bronson look like Jim Carrey."

Xenocide

- 2012-11-19

So all I have to do to defeat Don Wilson is challenge him to a drinking contest?

chairsforcheap - 2012-11-20

OH SHIT!

Quad9Damage

- 2012-11-21

It's Ninja Magic Kid!

SEE! Ninja Magic Kid take on hooting, whooping LA rapists with the power of fishing!

WATCH! Ninja Magic Kid awkwardly beat up mixed minority car squatters!

HEAR! Ninja Magic Kid magically change a clown man's life!

WITNESS! As Ninja Magic Kid fixes his aunt and uncle's marriage like he's Doogie Fucking Howser, LISW!

BE AMAZED! As Ninja Magic Kid tackles his uncle's drinking problem with on-the-fly psychology!

DON'T MISS! This chance to see the second coming of Christ: Ninja Magic Kid!

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