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Worldstarhiphop is the Live Leak of our generation.

Wasn't there a time when we all understood that worldstarhiphop was a bunch of white rednecks putting out videos of black people behaving poorly for a racist agenda?

When did that change?

God bless WORDSTARHIPHOP.

I mean that completely unironically.

Phones... They all already fucking have phones. Its bad enough fighting over shit you don't need, now they have people fighting over shit they already have!

Thanks eBay.

Remember, Cena, when the food and water shortages begin and people act like this X1000 and it's your job to protect rich people by shooting them, it's not the same people who are doing this for phones.

If you recognize someone from this video, though, feel free to fire at will.

Soma. That's what is in the boxes. The gammas are fighting coz there's not enough soma in the world to soothe their throbbing class angst.

I once put my body into the machinery of Times Square to stop the soma distribution. It was a lot of fun, especially when we all pulled up to the Macys Santa in the snow globe and our Reverend opened up with the megaphone. I recommend this course of action to all.

He doesn't have to shoot them. He just has to point to a cliff and tell them a bunch of ipads are on sale and they'll go over like lemmings.

Yeah free mosh pit, unfortunately the soundtrack is farts and southern accents.

^^ :)

Hop on the biggest one and hang on for 8 seconds.

Black Friday has almost nothing to do with buying gifts.

It's not about making them less dumb, it's about making them shut up for five seconds.

My job is to protect all Americans. I don't get where you think I just fight for the rich.

Oh, Cena.

I actually know a guy whose first name is Cina. He's a college student, MMA fighter, and part-time bouncer here in Seattle. We call him Cina, Warrior Princess. He doesn't go out for Black Friday because he is Muslim. There is no punchline to this story, Cena, Warrior Princess.

That's a job? Are you an Olympic boxer? A guardian angel? Is that a paid position now? Are you a firefighter?

He's in the Coast Guard. Am I the only one sick of people giving shit to Cena for doing something with his life that does have a positive effect on the world? Disagree with him all you want but mocking him for his job is kind of dull and not that funny.

I like it as the running joke its become. Also I had it coming, because back when I was more conservative I would say things in favor of war and would be called a chicken hawk. When I decided to join the service I used that fact to refute those chicken hawk accusations, but when people found out it was the Coast Guard and not the Marines they gave me shit for that.

It also was a great catalyst in breaking down my weak-ass libertarian views. I began to see how hypocritical it was for a libertarian to be on the government dime. Also your repeated refutations of my beliefs began to eventually affect me. I tried to hide it, but some of the articles you sent me showed the flaws in the economic and social philosophies I believed in.
Eventually I saw the biggest weakness in libertarian theory being its lack of pragmatic value. The loftiest best intended philosophies mean shit if they're not pragmatic. We have to deal with reality here.
Sorry... I broke kayfabe.

You're forever a PoeTV star, Cena_Mark. Thanks for your service, and I mean that sincerely.

He knows I don't mean it. I once gave him props for not being in the Murder for Corporate Whim branch of the military.

We all know it's the National Guard who will be killing for the rich, at least until the Military Proper can come in and carpet bomb the ghettos.

There's not a lot of class mobility in the PoE pecking order.

It depends on who you define as "we", and what you define as "social justice". I'd argue that it's never a good idea to get large groups of people THAT irrationally passionate about anything, period, and I think you'll find that if the "social justice" in question involves people getting "things", they can and will start acting like this.

They do this all the time but usually they're starving first and the yellow packages contain food.

I saw the same thing. I love that film.

That's pretty much the climax of Terry Southern's "The Magic Christian".. http://youtu.be/3Xg2v_T2XH8