Motocross hair?

I'll counter with fat black guy playing Deicide.

These two would be a good team

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j92z5xXJmf8

The power on display here is awe-inspiring.

It takes a real man to admit they want a goatee that will massage the asshole of anyone they go down on.

That's a nice tone he's got

I have a feeling Muscle Week is going to take us to wonderful places.

The faces he makes.

*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*

(boy, I can't WAIT to give my downstairs neighbor a PIECE OF MY MIND for playing his so-called music so loudly. Never met him, but he'll never forget meeting ME!)

The uploader's video description is gold in and of itself:

"hahahaha this video has become quite the hater magnet, and why shouldn't it? This guy's such a fucking faggot!!! Anybody can pick up a guitar and play this kind of music on their first try; no talent whatsoever. Btw, nice guitar queer!!! What's that, a Randy Rhoads flying V? God, how gay and stupid!!! Nice veins going across your muscles homo. What's that? You spent over 12 years dedicating yourself to being a drug-free bodybuilder, eating how a bodybuilder is supposed to eat, and not drinking alcohol/eating fast food like everyone else does? That's so fucking stupid, god you're such a fag!!!! Your hobbies are so retarded, why don't you just kill yourself. I don't know anything about you, but I hate you so much. You're really dumb looking too. And tank tops are for skinny fat guys you fucking dumbass cunt!!!"

Pure distortion.