Wasn't he a villain in Dick Tracy?

I want to see him sneeze!!!

This guy is 33% of the way to paying NOTHING for a pumpkin every Halloween.

I'd rather die than give him control

Bulb for Oswald's comment.

NO. BAD. GAH.

So much reconstructive potential

Well, he seems like a nice fella. I guess he had some kind of cancer they cut out?

[WILHELM SCREAM, WILHELM SCREAM, WILHELM SCREAM!!!]

Oh come on granma stop teasing him!

I keep expecting the eel from Mario 64 to attack me.

Oh Jesus Christ

I love how what are probably family members are making light of the situation.
WAKE UP PEOPLE, GRANDPA'S GOT A FUCKING HOLE IN HIS HEAD!!

Retired Pirate

gah