But does it let you swim in lava?

Bears are very clever with their log traps

I wish I knew more kooky inventors.

Wouldn't it still be possible to dislocate a joint or your head from you neck in one of those suits?

he wouldn't last ten seconds with a real grizzly.

Watch this after 5 budweisers and a steady diet of nothing, and dare to rate it less than 5 stars.

Those final seconds - the fat guy wailing on his crotch like candy was going to come out - that's what kicked it up to five.

That last thing has this playing in my head. "Don't worry ma'am! I'll save you from the rapists!!"