Thank heaven for little girls
For little girls wear tiny underpants
And sometimes they pull their dresses over their heads
And they go walking in a deserted lot without anyone else around

INTO THE BOTTOMLESS DEPTHS OF THE SOUND CHAMBER-AMBER-AMBER-AMBER.

-Cher reveals her little known echolocation ability she gained after being exposed to toxic waste.

-Then on the next episode of Starsky & Hutch, Starsky & Hutch lives are turned down after they're both diagnosed with herpes after all of the unprotected sex they had at the swingers' paradise.

The 70s were truly the nadir of cultural development in America.

Also, Pigtail Nooses creeps me the fuck out.

This must have been a terrible era to have a tv.

ISIS FUCK YEAH

Good god, the 70s were depraved!