Jesse Ventura Conspiracy Theory: Reptilian Elite

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Rodents of Unusual Size - 2012-12-07

I will spoil this for you be telling you that Jesse uncovers the TRUTH that reptilians ACTUALLY DON'T EXIST.

33:10 bonus Alex Jones confirming reptilians don't exist

34:45 Jesse confronts David Icke

Rodents of Unusual Size - 2012-12-07

oh and tons of lunatics that he interviews. You know, for journalism.

BHWW - 2012-12-07

Yesss, that'ssssss right. Reptilians don't exisssssst. Just keep thinking that.

Sssssssssss.

EvilHomer - 2012-12-07

Nicsh shng nokoghgwxzy. Akpos shtangoc shngboc olgyg, dolcyg graba ssshnu. Rapagarbacg Jesse Ventura, fgt nop kolyw poeTV shng naga!

kakakakaka ^__- *Ą

SteamPoweredKleenex

- 2012-12-07

Oh, man, the YT comments. It's the religious ones that get me, where either they've incorporated reptillians into Christianity for themselves, or they seem to acknowledge just about any hokum you want to present (reptiloids, dragons, fairies, whatever) as real, but it doesn't matter because Jesus.

chumbucket

- 2012-12-07

I can't sit through all of this but the phony roundtable meetings with the "team" like they were some kind of Fringe division to "blow the lid off this thing" gets all my stars.

BHWW

- 2012-12-07

Yeah, in this episode they'll truly blow the lid off 9/11 or whatever. Next week - Jesse and his crew are spirited away from their studio by pale men in black suits and hats driving a series of brand-new looking 50's vintage black sedans and then are never seen again.

memedumpster

- 2012-12-07

Jesse Ventura, the only model of prop-atron that worked out of the box. No wonder they only sold them one year.

Anyone got a spare neuron cannon, Dick Cheney has broken down again and needs a replacement. Sigh. We're also low on baboon hearts.

EvilHomer

- 2012-12-07

That "wwrRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIiiioooooo-ooiii" sound effect that punctuates all the creepy dramatic bits. Does it have a name? Like the Wilhelm Scream?

Oh, and Jesse gets a five. Even though he's clearly a sellout trying to ingratiate himself with the Reptilian elite, probably in preparation for a 2016 presidential bid.

FABIO - 2012-12-08

It's been a little thing of mine lately to find out the names of all those little stock sound effects you hear all the time. Ever notice how you're constantly recognizing sounds from the Doom game in shows? The zombie marine bark, the door opening, and especially the ka-WOOSH sound of a fireball.

One I can never find an actual example of is the "creepy windchime" effect.

Rudy

- 2012-12-07

From the back cover on Susan Reed/Jennie Gosbell's follow up to "The Body Snatchers" called "Conspiracy in the Heavens":

"This is a book about karma thieves. It follows my experiences in the first book the "Body Snatchers" and takes me into the dark side of the angelic realm where Archangel Michael, Archangel Gabriel and Mary Magdalene are dark sided. And work together as the Gabriel Crime family to steal a karma secret. Ettissh the reptilian who featured in the Body Snatchers bribes them with a reptilian secret on karma and his deal is, they can t use it unless they kill me. They then set about trying to kill me for 3 years, persecuting me. . I am the karma police to them, see Radioheads 'The karma police' because they are criminals"

This is what you get when you mess with them, I guess.

CIWB

- 2012-12-08

I was just thinking about this Reptoid stuff when I read that the nurse in that Kate Middleton/DJ prank story apparently killed herself.

Someone has to be making a video right now about how she was really murdered because she knew the truth about Kate's reptilian hybrid baby.

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