With a title like 15-stone Babies, my first thought was that it would be a Shaw brothers movie about 15 Baby statues that come to life to fight each other.
I thought it was about The Thing having fifteen kids by fifteen different moms and they're all made of stone like him so the rest of the Fantastic Four make him go on Maury Povich to sort it all out.
It was worth watching the whole thing just for the Colorado couple. That man is beyond creepy. So many bad red flags for that poor woman. You know it's bad when he makes the guys that shit themselves look better by comparison.
He's a horrible person. The girl is weird. uncommon, could probably use therapy, and living dealbreaker for the majority of potential mates. But all in all, just weird. The guy's a fucking creep. His demand for exclusive attention- he goes into a sulk when his girlfriend invites her friends over for a party- is diseased as hell.