Hi there. I am stuck in a pair of handcuffs.

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Pillager

- 2013-01-06

Holy Houdini, Batman!

Are Altar Boys really that hard to grapple, that you need cuffs?

SDAusmus

- 2013-01-06

He actually said "medical emergency", but it was obscured by the ball gag he had in his mouth at the time.

http://illinoistimes.com/Springfield/article-10900-tied-up-at- the-moment.html

James Woods

- 2013-01-06

Seemed obvious when I heard it.

themilkshark - 2013-01-06

ballgag and handcuffs, eh? Typical Catholic.

Miss Henson's 6th grade class - 2013-01-06

Thank you for the link. I probably would have chalked this up to an internet hoax otherwise.

dairyqueenlatifah

- 2013-01-07

Hahahaha holy shit I thought you were joking about the gag.

GovtCensor

- 2013-01-07

This explains a lot. It all seemed like harmless jokes at first but at some point in the night apparently turned nasty and was given an alert level normally reserved for dead politicians, and shut down. By the time I got on there was just a couple of tired altar boy digs and one confusing rant about Jesuits to delete.

boner

- 2013-01-06

That would be an ecumenical matter.

StanleyPain

- 2013-01-06

Prayer should do the trick, shouldn't it?

themilkshark

- 2013-01-06

It's hard to tell if clergy actually believe in the message they spread, but if this guy really believes in God he has to feel really silly right now.

snothouse

- 2013-01-07

That dispatcher is at the verge of laughter the whole time.

Plus, lest we forget: http://poetv.com/video.php?vid=40697

cognitivedissonance

- 2013-01-07

DOUGAL?!!

Rudy

- 2013-01-07

I love everything about this video but my favorite part is how well he handles saying "St. Aloysius" through a ball gag. I think he's done this before.

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