Who isn't?!? You're no hep cat, bomboclad.

I mean, the stalker who set him off THIS time.

That would be me. And seeing this video here has filled me with boundless janitorial delight.

And just to clarify, my name is not Brandon Kirk, LAVATORR is not a sock puppet, and I wrote my dissertation on motel upkeep terminology during law schooler. But I am crazy jealous of Bill and his all-seeing dogscroll.

He spends 15 minutes explaining, in detail, how hotels don't have "janitors", but rather housekeeping and maintenance which are two separate departments. Therefore, when he was employed as "maintenance" he was not the same thing as a janitor.

He never quite discusses the "getting fired" part. Amazingly, nowhere in the video does he talk about how great it would be if women got raped and/or murdered or the NWO, making this a pretty rare thing indeed.

Troll said Bill got fired from a job that don't exist. Bill repeats the phrase "job that don't exist" for twenty minutes.

Towards the end, he starts lecturing the audience about various trade secrets of motel janitors, in a tone of voice that suggest we're all idiots for not knowing how motel janitors operate. That's worth checking out, if you don't have the time or patience for the rest.

Don't ever call a cheap motel and ask to talk to a janitor lest you look a fool.

He also role-plays an imaginary phone call with a judgmental motel employee, rolling on the floor laughing at the troll's lack of janitorial knowledge.