This guy is clearly biased towards anime characters. He tries to say he isn't, but his room is full of anime collectibles and manga and I don't see any American comic stuff.

Popeye once beat up the sun, knocking it unconscious with a single blow.

Unlimited spinach? He wouldn't need more than half a can for these chumps.

Batman would just use anti-Goku spray.

I want some high visibility nerd site like Screw Attack to make a "Goku vs. Popeye" video so badly, now. The response videos would be pure gold.

You know, thinking about it, that's such a wrong thing for me to say. Sorry if I offended anyone.

You must be new here. You got it right the first time.

No, I should've said he's not getting any ASS, not that he's not getting any pussy. You see, "ass" is gender-neutral and covers more bases. If he is gay or a GSM, it is a more fitting insult because I am saying his mouth-breathing slob looks and basement-dweller devotion to Japanimation have deprived him of getting laid with the gender of his preference.

Likewise, the ass is a tighter orifice, so it's an even better insult to his tiny, pinky-cheater dick that even anally, the other person can't feel it because he's not hitting ass pipe. Literally all weaboos are incapable of having sex without it feeling like a hot dog in a hallway.

To insinuate this guy could be gay is extremely offensive to gay people everywhere.

I, for one, would gladly eat Goku's Power Pole.

At the very least I'd make "power pole" a tag.

Well, I stand corrected. You'll fit in just fine!

In the ass. Yeah.

To tear off his own dick and fuck him with it would be a kindness, because if Superman used his own dick, God only knows what would happen. Do Superman's sperm have their own powers? Because of the comics code, we just don't know.

I conjecture that some dimensional rift, threatening the very fabric of existence, would occur.

I'll have to reread "Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex."

He might be more stronger when he has a transplanted adrenal gland. Instant transmission it outta there!

Main character of a Japanese fighting cartoon. The kind of shit where a punch sends your opponent crashing through a mountain and he's just fine. A friend of mine in highschool was obsessed with it, and I never could really understand why. Every time I had to see it, it was at least 5 minutes of people flexing and screaming to 'power up. I'd always make fun of how characters would just stand around and wait for the other guy to finish instead of just throwing a punch. I guess it's a courtesy thing.

Every time I mocked it, he'd always inform me how the original Japanese version and comic were so much better, thought he was never able to explain why he was spending his time on that instead of 'shitty version' I always saw.

The Japanese version had slightly more blood and foul language.* If you don't like the "shitty" American version, you won't like the "so much better" Japanese version.

* note: this rule is standard for every action-oriented anime show that's ever had an official Western dub. It applies to Sailor Moon and Digimon as well as DBZ.

Of course, immediately after posting, I did a Google search for Goku.

Ever see one of those stupid discussions where some guy in some HULU comments section or whatever is trying to figure out if some actor is dead or something, so he asks the people people on the site, and they all chime in with their best guesses, and you just want to slap him and say "YOU'RE ON THE INTERNET, LOOK IT UP!"

Just wanted you to know that I'm not one of those idiots.