I went to their site (it's a glorious throwback to the days of HTML coded in Notepad) and they appear to be located in a strip mall and open for a limited time. In 2012, they were open from August 25 - November 8.
I'm betting they do most of their business by e-commerce. Also, it looks like they don't have a lot of floorspace, so I'd say this is kind of like those calendar shops you see in malls that open around the holidays and close up in January.
A bronzed Banquet TV dinner (Spaghetti and Popcorn Chicken) festooned with rubber bands and dandelions featuring an alarm that repeats the phrase "It's all downhill from here!" on an endless loop.
A large purple dildo nestled in a bed of peach taffeta, bound up with a sparkling white LED light strand and a plethora of 'school cheer' dangles. Perhaps a white carnation at the dildo's head depending on how the date with my boyfriend went.