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The Mothership - 2013-02-16

Oh for fuck's sake....how desperate/gullible would you have to be to actually buy one? I don't even want to think about it. 5 stars.

Jet Bin Fever - 2013-02-16

That guys reaction at :30 lets you know how much he cares about his choice to buy his girlfriend a man-sized teddy bear.

John Holmes Motherfucker - 2013-02-16

Nothing says "I desperately need your attention." like a 4 and a half foot teddy bear.

I'm not saying that there aren't some women who would love this. What I'm saying is that most of them aren't actually women. Because they haven't had their first period yet.

Which reminds me: needs "pedobear" tag.

>>"It's thoughtful! it's romantic!"

I'm not real successful with women, but I know that, BY DEFINITION, it's not thoughtful to have the TV set tell you what's thoughtful.

Father Avalanche - 2013-02-16

I saw this on actual television the other day. It blew me away.

John Holmes Motherfucker - 2013-02-16

Love the youtube comments. No one is having it.

dairyqueenlatifah - 2013-02-16

This is the most unabashedly sexist commercial I've seen since the Vermont Teddy Bear Valentine's Day commercial I saw ten years ago!

Father Avalanche - 2013-02-16

Don't forget about Casanova Bear! That was five years ago. I guess it seems every five years a new Valentine's bear arises from some extra dimensional mire-muck to try and take a lonely lad's 0.

BHWW - 2013-02-16

"If you're that desparate to get into the cooch of some chick you've been passive-aggressively (though really 99% passively) been attempting to hit on, you might be delusional enough to think this will work, so call now and give us some money for your certainly doomed attempt at wooing, you fucking tool."

The Lord of Dirt - 2013-02-16

And when you're out sleeping around with other women she won't be cheating on you, because she can just make out with the bear instead!

cognitivedissonance - 2013-02-17

I'm imagining a variation of "Bluebeard", where idiot boyfriend is told never to enter THE LOCKED ROOM, and when the girl is away, he sneaks in, only to find thirteen headless Big Hunka Love Bears, with room for a 14th.

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