Hampire!

I think she's trying to fit every WB television series into one character here...

Point of order: "Hampire" is copyright and TM of that "NuttyMadam" creature who reacts to Twilight trailers.

She was playing lawn darts in her underwear at the Crucifixion.

I'm still mad that the Fallout 3 ending didn't give me any credit for stamping out this subculture once and for all.

It took all my willpower to upvote your gloomcow.

I'm now glad I did.

Not to worry, Pillager. You can regain Willpower through resting, at a rate of one dot every four hours, or at the Storyteller's discretion, as a reward for good roleplaying.

EvilHomer, from the posts I've seen you make before, reading THAT one is more shocking to me than if you'd come out as a furry.

Yeah I too was thinking, "hey this chick is kinda funny". Then I clicked on the youtube link and saw a ton of other videos dressed in black.

Define "serious".

I've alluded to my years as a teenage PnP nerd before, surely?

I'm glad someone got the reference, though. Makes me feel less bad about making it. GUESS MY HUMANITY POOL IS TOO HIGH THESE DAYS, HUH?

Honestly, I concur. Maybe she lives in a really boring town where there ain't much else to do?

SHE DOES. It's a really boring town called CANADA.

Plus she's a Dog Fashion Disco fan! Any girl who wears fangs and sings DFD songs without me asking first is a keeper in my book.

Wow, you guys, based upon your standards let me introduce you to a wonderland of womanly utopia called "Kentucky." It is a paradise of drunken slurring brainless vagina all waiting for you to lie to it and tell it how pretty it is.

My grandmother was from Kentudky. I've seen the pictures. She was HAWT!

I don't know where disgusting comes into play. She's no Mal Malloy, but...

Don't know what you're trying to say, but thanks for making me google Mal Malloy.

Now hush yourself, Meme. When the moon is full, the BeerWolves always howl at the Hampires. It's a natural phenomena.

Also, I'm sorry, but she wears her makeup like a Juggalo.

Another natural phenomenon (PHENOMENA IS PLURAL, OSCAR) is the irresistible childish impulse to tear down a moment of small inconsequential kindness. For just a moment, it seemed that we'd actually said nice things about a girl on the internet, and got away with it.