Pat Robertson has not only had dicks in his mouth; Pat Robertson has had the dicks of the people whispering to him in this segment in his mouth, and they whispered to him just like they are whispering to him in this segment, only they were talking about their dicks rather than rhetorical strategies.

Pretty sure this has been here before but 5 anyway because I'm eager to see his generation die off.

I am shocked and amazed to learn that a televangelist is homophobic. Next are you going to tell me that he's also secretly a little gay? Because then I will lose my shit.

This is from a documentary called "Feed" which is about how, in the earlier days of satellite television, there were no commercials inserted into program breaks so customers often saw the directed, uninterrupted feeds as the studios didn't bother doing anything different. Basically it's about how a lot of asshole people reveal themselves to be assholes when they think no one is listening or watching (except everyone in the studio, oddly enough). This is where that famous animated .gif of Bush Jr. flipping off the camera comes from.

There's also an interesting scene where Bush Sr. tells an interviewer (I forget who) that he's taking the banned drug Halcyon to "help him sleep" which probably explains a lot about the Bush Sr. presidency.

I called up the 700 Club drunk one morning and suggested that Robertson chill out with the hate and learn to relax and love more. I extended the hand, and Pat chose not to take it. Very disappointing.