Millard - 2013-04-05
Oh man, this is a new level of sadness. Finding a space big enough to make it look like you're actually doing a club show, getting a vegan buddy to hang around and move the camera around a little bit, standing up and doing shitty jokes with no one in the room, finding a license-free laugh track, throwing it all together as if anyone could possibly care about what you're doing, etc. Painful. Worse than weed comedy.
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memedumpster - 2013-04-05
How to tell if a dead decaying carcass has gone bad : fuck it, if it resists, it's all good, baby.
Please leave tips in jar at edge of stage.
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themilkshark - 2013-04-05
I wonder if he can do an impression of Neve Campbell
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dairyqueenlatifah - 2013-04-05
Dubbing a laughtrack over your standup routine is a level of sadness I'm new to.
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Xenocide - 2013-04-05
I've always been big into cooking. But I always wondered, "How can I take this thing I love, and make it as uncomfortable as possible for people who don't eat the same things I do?"
So now I talk about rotting cow corpses a lot. Invisible crowds find it hilarious!
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Squeamish - 2013-04-05
Self-righteousness and humor never, ever overlap.
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snothouse - 2013-04-05
APPLAUSE BREAK!
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NancyDrewFan123 - 2013-04-05
Finally, the shittier corners of tumblr are here to tell jokes to me in a dark room.
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Blue - 2013-04-05
I bet he's hilarious when he's not got a vegan audience.
His whole routine is "This is what I eat. THIS." for two hours.
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il fiore bel - 2013-04-05 He knows it too.
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misterbuns - 2013-04-05
am i the first to realize that this was on a green screen and the laughs are all sound effects?
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themilkshark - 2013-04-05 No, and your parents never loved you either.
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EvilHomer - 2013-04-05 I thought he was at the Apollo. :(
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il fiore bel - 2013-04-05
What a terrible thing to do to an animal! It's a shame there's no alternative such as local ranchers letting cows go outside to graze!
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EvilHomer - 2013-04-06 Well, I guess technically it IS a reply, now, but it wasn't meant to be.
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RocketBlender - 2013-04-06
This would be unwatchable without the laugh track. I love how it builds the worse his description gets.
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Bort - 2013-04-06
Throwing tomatoes would do no good, how about lambchops?
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il fiore bel - 2013-04-06 THAT'S ANIMAL CRUELTY
(Did you see the gay little song also on the same channel? Not sure if it's by the same guy, but it's pretty awful.)
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TeenerTot - 2013-04-06
Somehow worse than Daniel Songer.
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Cherry Pop Culture - 2013-04-06
I make people laugh and am a vegetarian. I am totally one step ahead of this guy.
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DriverStabby - 2013-04-08
http://youtu.be/H-QCwfb8NqQ
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