Yeah! Prophecy Club! Topeka's best kept secret.

Google Maps doesn't do it justice because it doesn't show that they have the Scooby Doo Mystery Van in their parking lot.

I know a guy who's dad was in charge of these videos and we would watch the shit out of these videos, then would do the secret Illuminati handshakes featured on these videos.

"The Harry Potter"

I like how the "average christian" is depicted as some oblivious dolt whereas *these* guys are the fuckin' SWAT team of christianity!

I feel sorry for his audience, I really do. Every sentence out of this guy's mouth, or hell, just his appearance, would set off a normal person's bullshit detector instantly, but not these people.

A more evil part of me wants his mailing list. "Send me 0 for my missionary work, in, uh, Luxembourg." And then just watch the money flow in.

"And people wonder why things like 9/11 happen."

THIRTY SECONDS LATER:

"He is a just and loving God."

So, care to give us names, addresses, details of these churches teaching Harry Potter? No?

He speaks from one side of his mouth because the other side is only for Satan!

Kenny Powers on the pulpit.

You know, if I did a bit of clever word replacement with the bible, I bet I could end up with all sorts of amazing blasphemes.

Fans of one fictional book preaching the evils of another fictional book.

"Harry Potter Rising" was a low point for Kenneth Anger.

"Your speaker tonight is an ex-satanist high priest..."

I didn't need to hear anymore than that to know this video would be gold! I swear the number of ex-satanists now preaching is beyond count. And I always wonder why a church would let them in? I mean... "Hello, I was a satanist, but I'm better now. Mind if I speak to your children?" Seems kind of like having a former drug addict be put in charge of the drug cabinet.

He saw a woman reading on the plane! Witchcraft! Woman + reading + flying machine = satan!