This is an amazing amount of talking to describe a mental delusion that she likely has no idea she even has.

Is this an allegory or a cognitive metaphor? Oh man, is that how you say "lambasted?" I'm ashamed of myself.

She'd be fun to hang out with but I fear she'd take my breath away.

So, vampires are extroverts?

I'm not going to say that I _can't_ masturbate to this, but it's a lot harder than I thought it was going to be.

I'm a psychic zombie, we should hook up and go around making people feel sick and tired

SPOOKY HOTEL ART, VAMPIRE!

Sad, she may be a pretty fun person if it wasn't for all this vampire bullshit.

Can't believe no one has called this yet.

Would, so would.

As a DM I'd give her a C+, maybe a B- if I'm feeling generous.

I'm kind of dating a vampire.