ACTING!

White People.

This is awful. I mean really really terrible.

It ruined my morning.

From the makers, one of the actresses, and the same house of A Talking Cat!?!, featuring the voice of a bored Eric Roberts!

They couldn't even smear peanut butter on its lips to make it "talk?"

And I thought the Hallmark channel was the only place still having movies where female leads were losing their ranches anymore.

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Oh dear god no!

This is up there with Miracle Dogs, Too

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Well, at the very least the weird no-lips moving talking style of the horse looks better than the ossillating black void they used in A Talking Cat?!

And this horse sounds significantly less like a drunk grandpa than the cat did.

That is one murderous laugh.

I think I liked the talking dog in Summer of Sam more than this.

Most of their other movies appear to be gay porn for teenage girls.

It's been done.