"Dear America, I am old man Grampy Swann from the future. As children, we all grew up being rather gullible because we were just a bunch of dumb kids back then who thought that grownups might actually know what the fuck they were talking about. We also grew up with the sense that media, the news, and Kickstarter fundraisers were trustworthy. Sadly, this is a time gone by making it somewhat more difficult to rip you off. Truth in the media is a thing of the past, and if you don't believe me then just listen to this next sentence. If you believe in restoring truth in media then click here and give me all you money and I will somehow fix everything."