yeah can we seriously please have people who love eachother take some unwanted children wtf is unchristian about that aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa who wants to come to amsterdam and smoke more weed with me

I hate you so much

Raspberry shortcake and hash oil for lunch here, Chairs.

God is omnipotent enough to foresee how His ultimate infallible master plan contributes to the continued ordered of the universe. Every good and terrible thing that happens is part of the ultimate infallible master plan. If one piece of the ultimate infallible master plan falls out of place, the universe will eventually close on itself, unless God figures out which pieces to stick together again to prevent the Big Crunch from happening.

But if you pray to God, your daughter might not die or Jimmy's two dads might get a divorce. Makes sense.

no im not making fun i was just really drunk and high... I live in amsterdam

oscar where u getting hash oil

I'm pretty sure God didn't make those earrings.

Those earrings caught my eye immediately. Well, that and the unnatural shine to her lips. But those earrings look like someone wanted to show how much they love the USA, but didn't like the stars on the flag. So they went with stripes and added a couple of hearts.

I'm pretty sure America didn't make them either.

She recovered better than expected after the DC-10 crashed into her skull.

It's like she dipped her lips in vegetable oil right before they started shooting the video.

Maybe she kept the ending open for a sequel.

God made mom and dad, and then cursed dad with the shame of Ham that has been transmitted down to you because of their miscegenation, Bobby!

"Comments Disabled" should really be a tag by now.

I do believe "comments disabled on youtube" is one already.

It actually is a tag already, it just isn't used very often.

Video comments are disabled, but channel comments are not! Because you can't.

First rule and all that though.

This..."Serenity"..."The Truth for Youth"...

Do fundies know how to draw any style other than terrible knockoff anime anymore?

I think Jack Chick realism might still be popular in some circles.

I'd love to see Chick caricature drawings of Jimmy's dads. All wrinkly-faced and demonic in their rage when they're yelling at Michael over expressing his ring-wing Christian values.

This is the question I have had with fundie illustrators. These people look like the hydrocephalic nuclear holocaust nightmares ripped straight out of Precious Moments.

I don't think I could give so many evil stars for the premise and content of this book.

Michael, of course, had many other adventures after he dropped out of community college and took up the name Mike Cocksure, learning all of the things he missed out on when he was on adventures with his boring parents. Though I'm not sure you can call making crafts from milk cartons necessarily an adventure.

tentative titles for the sequel:

Michael Finds a Second Daddy

God Made Mom and Dad and Michael's New Roommate, Fernando.

God Made Mom and Dad But Also Made Mom and Mom and Dad and Dad So Shut Your Bacon Hole If You Want To Whine and Cry Like A Bitch, Lady in Avon Getup With Obvious Work Done

The real Jesus was a fiscally and socially conservative MRA neo-con. Matthew, Mark, Luke and John were hippies.

Lovely, brilliant mashup of 5-star fake reviews and 1-star real reviews. Amazon reviewers thrive on this shit. I love it.

Because if you said "Mom and Dad" (the usual way that expression is stated) it would be placing the woman first. Dads are more important, even black ones.